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Writings and Contact
Jim Bernheimer's Writing Credits
Novel Length:
1) Horror, Humor, and Heroes - released 02/17/2009 from Createspace/Amazon. 198 pages. See the welcome page for other availablity. A collection of 12 short stories, 1 novella, and 1 novel preview. There's a little something in this book for fantasy, science fiction, and dark humor fans.
2) Dead Eye: Pennies for the Ferryman - released 05/18/2009 from Gryphonwood Press. See the cover art below from Shannon Farrell. Mike Ross is an injured US Army Vet struggling to get his life back on track. A donated cornea triggers his own latent abilities and he is drawn into a world he never knew existed.
3) Spirals of Destiny Book One: Rider - released 05/14/2010 from Gryphonwood Press. Kayleigh Reese is a young woman with a bond to a battle-weary unicorn named Majherri. Join them on their epic quest.
Short Fiction:
1) Reality Bites! - released on 06/25/2008 in audioformat at Norm Sherman's Drabblecast. Mr. Merrill has a problem. He's a vampire and he's trying to get his life insurance company to pay up.
2) Cookie? - released on 10/15/2008 in audioformat at Norm Sherman's Drabblecast. Little Beth makes a cookie that people will do anything ... absolutely anything for.
3) Rob's Last Day - released on 11/01/2008 at www.everydayfiction.com. We've all had a job like this growing up and we've all wanted to say what's on our mind. This is what can happen.
4) Existence - released on 02/26/2009 by Gryphonwood Press. Horror from the second person point of view. Become a cursed immortal swamp monster and learn what it is like to have your wish granted. Also available at Smashwords in e-book format.
5) A Sharp Mind - released on 04/01/2009 by Necrotic Tissue. This is their last free pdf version before they go to an all print format. Learn what it really takes to survive the zombie apocalypse.
6) Fate's Heavy Hand - released 07/20/2009 by Editors Unleashed and Smashwords. This is an anthology containing 40 flash fiction stories. Jim's story reads like a complete novel crammed into a thousand words!
7) Micro Flash Fiction - released 03/15/2010 by Bryce Beattie. This magazine contains Jim's "slice of life" story Background Check and a 140 character microshort as well.
Coming soon -
8) Charlie Horse - Scheduled to appear in Zombology III from Library of the Living Dead Press. Release Date TBA
9) The Red Badge of Doom - Scheduled to appear in Zombology VI from Library of the Living Dead Press. Release Date TBA.
10) Caves of Gold - Scheduled to appear in Scroll of Anubis from Library of the Living Dead Press. Release Date TBA.
11) Beast Number 27 - Scheduled to appear in Zombology IV from Library of the Living Dead Press. Release Date TBA.
12) The Two-Ply Survival Strategy - Scheduled to appeare in The Moron's Guide to the Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse from Library of the Living Dead Press. Release Date TBA.
Novel Length:
1) Horror, Humor, and Heroes - released 02/17/2009 from Createspace/Amazon. 198 pages. See the welcome page for other availablity. A collection of 12 short stories, 1 novella, and 1 novel preview. There's a little something in this book for fantasy, science fiction, and dark humor fans.
2) Dead Eye: Pennies for the Ferryman - released 05/18/2009 from Gryphonwood Press. See the cover art below from Shannon Farrell. Mike Ross is an injured US Army Vet struggling to get his life back on track. A donated cornea triggers his own latent abilities and he is drawn into a world he never knew existed.
3) Spirals of Destiny Book One: Rider - released 05/14/2010 from Gryphonwood Press. Kayleigh Reese is a young woman with a bond to a battle-weary unicorn named Majherri. Join them on their epic quest.
Short Fiction:
1) Reality Bites! - released on 06/25/2008 in audioformat at Norm Sherman's Drabblecast. Mr. Merrill has a problem. He's a vampire and he's trying to get his life insurance company to pay up.
2) Cookie? - released on 10/15/2008 in audioformat at Norm Sherman's Drabblecast. Little Beth makes a cookie that people will do anything ... absolutely anything for.
3) Rob's Last Day - released on 11/01/2008 at www.everydayfiction.com. We've all had a job like this growing up and we've all wanted to say what's on our mind. This is what can happen.
4) Existence - released on 02/26/2009 by Gryphonwood Press. Horror from the second person point of view. Become a cursed immortal swamp monster and learn what it is like to have your wish granted. Also available at Smashwords in e-book format.
5) A Sharp Mind - released on 04/01/2009 by Necrotic Tissue. This is their last free pdf version before they go to an all print format. Learn what it really takes to survive the zombie apocalypse.
6) Fate's Heavy Hand - released 07/20/2009 by Editors Unleashed and Smashwords. This is an anthology containing 40 flash fiction stories. Jim's story reads like a complete novel crammed into a thousand words!
7) Micro Flash Fiction - released 03/15/2010 by Bryce Beattie. This magazine contains Jim's "slice of life" story Background Check and a 140 character microshort as well.
Coming soon -
8) Charlie Horse - Scheduled to appear in Zombology III from Library of the Living Dead Press. Release Date TBA
9) The Red Badge of Doom - Scheduled to appear in Zombology VI from Library of the Living Dead Press. Release Date TBA.
10) Caves of Gold - Scheduled to appear in Scroll of Anubis from Library of the Living Dead Press. Release Date TBA.
11) Beast Number 27 - Scheduled to appear in Zombology IV from Library of the Living Dead Press. Release Date TBA.
12) The Two-Ply Survival Strategy - Scheduled to appeare in The Moron's Guide to the Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse from Library of the Living Dead Press. Release Date TBA.
